10 reasons why Running is better than Sex

A quick valentines themed post today exploring why Running is better than Sex – just don’t mention this fact to my other half 🙂

1.  You can do it alone, with a partner or in a group without being judged by others

2.  It burns way more calories and gives you great looking legs

3.  You don’t have to think about pleasing anyone other than yourself while doing it

4.  It can be done inside or outside without the risk of getting arrested

5.  You can do it all day if you like without being told there’s something wrong with you

However please note that

6.  The quicker you do it the better, but slow and steady can also be nice

7.  You get to wear cute matching outfits of your own choice that don’t ride up your backside

8.  You can tell your friends and even complete strangers about it in great detail without blushing

9.  Uploading videos and pictures of you doing it will not get you in trouble

And finally…

10.  You sometimes even get a medal and a goodie bag for coming last

Happy Running People and Happy Valentines whether you are getting it or not!!!